stfumras:

Commercials for women: fix your eyebrows, fix your lips, be thin, don’t wrinkle, God forbid you show any hair not on your head, do the laundry, cook, be a mom, clean the house, your hair must be flawless, no grays

Women: ok

Gillette for men: hey maybe don’t always be a dick

Men: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

(via asexualanders)

dnd-apothecary:

That’s right, Travelers! We’re kicking 20DiceTeen off in style!

From January 7th through February 28th, 11:59 pm Central Time, you can enter for a chance to win some goodies!

There will be three (3) tiers of prizes available, with a total of nine (9) winners.

Bronze Tier; Five (5) Winners:

• Two small (1.8 oz) soaps from the Apothecary Shop ($16 value) in an exclusive, Giveaway-only fragrance

Silver Tier; Three (3) Winners

• A large (16 oz) candle from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance
• A large (3.6 oz) soap from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance.
• Optional, additional prize: a 3 card Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice

Gold Tier; One (1) Winner

• A Bag of Devouring: 20 full sets of standard size, 7-piece polyhedral dice from Wiz Dice
• A Dungeons and Dragons rule book, winner’s choice!
• Optional, additional prize: a 12 card, comprehensive Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice

Rules

1. Open to the United States only. (Sorry, I know it blows.)
2. You must be following BOTH @tilthedayidice and @dnd-apothecary to be entered into the giveaway! (Yes we will check!)
3. No giveaway blogs please! If you follow from a main or sideblog, please tag your post with what your blog is so we can check!
4. 1 Like = 1 Entry, 1 Reblog = 1 Entry. Reblog as many times as you please, just be mindful of your followers and don’t spam them!

(via beauyasha)

mamoru:

quinn-the-human:

mamoru:

survive out of spite. survive as a witness. survive as a warning to the future. survive so these stories do not disappear

I get the point but this also comes off as really ominous and i enjoy that

survive or else

(via party-kat)

kayleesprettypinkdress:

homo-nerd-grizz:

tequilarosado:

boy2use:

mrinterpreter:

If your masculinity is threatened by a razer advert, it is fragile indeed.

Fuck you. Men are tired of male bashing. Most men are good, decent men looking out for their family. The problem with this ad campaign is it paints a broad stroke that alll men are rapists and evil. Go fuck yourselves simps and manginas . A razor company and you cucks will not tell me how to raise my son.

fragile af

I’ve never seen that gif… As a gif…

The ad is saying see something say something. Why do you feel attacked by that?

(via myastrosea)

I don’t usually post personal stuff on here. 
… but I have now been out of work due to this stupid fucking shutdown tantrum for 25 days. 

I don’t really expect any response. Just thought I could scream into a different void for a change.

Originally posted by 3prinz

afewreelthoughts:

chally-wally:

dawnofthebadpuns:

5000angryspiders:

oddpyromaniac:

incubchii:

oddpyromaniac:

sorry:

sleepy-loopin:

bakabon-no-papa:

bakabon-no-papa:

bakabon-no-papa:

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

some highlights

• Ron is a Slytherin
  
• Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
  
• Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
  
• Angels have replaced owls
  
• Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
  
• Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
  
• It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
  
• Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

more

• Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
  
• Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
  
• Voldemort has hair
  
• Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
  
• Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
  
• Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
  
• Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
  
• THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
  
• Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 
  
• ““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
  
• Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)
  

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

This is some anti My Immortal shit

how does one sob femininely? 

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

I love you thank you

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

Okay, but if you’re curious, just read the fic! I swear it’s hilariously bad, not too long, and includes some… surprises. 

(via fiandvee)

acoolsuggestion:

being sleepy has just become one of my defining personality traits

(via its-never-over)

cuddlethot:

abblermouse:

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

(via elvindork)